Lidflanrul is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty chinchilla.

Lidflanrul created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidflanrul, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lidflanrul, he will send minions to preach to you.

Lidflanrul's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Lidflanrul's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.