Arpnibfig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, pitiless dragonfly.

Arpnibfig created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Arpnibfig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Arpnibfig, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Arpnibfig's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Arpnibfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never mention horses.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never hurt dogs.