Fudpagbin Lipstipfat is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, omnipotent wombat.

Fudpagbin Lipstipfat created viruses six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudpagbin Lipstipfat, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudpagbin Lipstipfat, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fudpagbin Lipstipfat's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Fudpagbin Lipstipfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. You must love Fudpagbin Lipstipfat.

4. Hide if five seals approach from the east.

5. Put Fudpagbin Lipstipfat first in all things.