Bigdidpark is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, thoughtless fish.

Bigdidpark created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigdidpark, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bigdidpark, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bigdidpark's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bigdidpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not commit murder.