Libtonpon is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, irritating cobra.

Libtonpon created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Libtonpon, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Libtonpon, he will think nothing of it.

Libtonpon's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Libtonpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Do not speak about spinach.

4. Never talk about snails.

5. Never pour water over plants.