Dodjamtim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, two-faced gnu.

Dodjamtim created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodjamtim, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dodjamtim, it will turn you into a rock.

Dodjamtim's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dodjamtim's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never eat oranges.