Kennakciss is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, charitable skunk.

Kennakciss created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kennakciss, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kennakciss, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kennakciss' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Kennakciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Kennakciss loves otters, so they must be honoured.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never pour water over plants.