Abstraghan is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, bad-tempered troll.

Abstraghan created tapeworms three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abstraghan, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Abstraghan, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Abstraghan's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Abstraghan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Put Abstraghan first in all things.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never feed grapes to snakes while wearing green rings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.