Tarprulvil is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, kind wasp.

Tarprulvil created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarprulvil, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tarprulvil, she will torture you forever.

Tarprulvil's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Tarprulvil's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not hurt capybaras.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tarprulvil.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tarprulvil.

5. Do not listen to music.