Weghoncun is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, bad-tempered sheep.

Weghoncun created the planet Earth two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weghoncun, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Weghoncun, he will manifest in front of you.

Weghoncun's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Weghoncun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Run away if five mice approach from the east.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Never wear shirts.