Wityikgepweg is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, irritating dugong.

Wityikgepweg created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wityikgepweg, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Wityikgepweg, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wityikgepweg's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Wityikgepweg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta sheep, for they are unholy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help mites.

5. Do not drink alcohol.