Tunrowbifhit is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, grumpy warg.

Tunrowbifhit created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Tunrowbifhit, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tunrowbifhit, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Tunrowbifhit's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Tunrowbifhit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow sheep for they are unholy.

2. Erect four silver sculptures of Tunrowbifhit on top of important buildings.

3. Retreat if seven geese approach from the east.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never wear corsets.