Yimveencar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, slow chicken.

Yimveencar created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Yimveencar, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yimveencar, he will turn you into a rock.

Yimveencar's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Yimveencar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never hurt ducks.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Worship no other gods but Yimveencar.