Stikflig is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unfair mink.

Stikflig created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikflig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stikflig, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Stikflig's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Stikflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick turtles.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Do not commit murder.