Bogjopdub is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awe-inspiring deer.

Bogjopdub created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogjopdub, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bogjopdub, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bogjopdub's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Bogjopdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Put Bogjopdub first in all things.