Rowmegrottan is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, effective wasp.

Rowmegrottan created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowmegrottan, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Rowmegrottan, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rowmegrottan's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Rowmegrottan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about frogs.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Retreat if nine ducks approach from the west.