Spagnullip is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, irritating alligator.

Spagnullip created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagnullip, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Spagnullip, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Spagnullip's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Spagnullip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sharks.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Cats are not to be trusted.

4. Spagnullip loves birds, so they must be respected.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.