Zimmilfed is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, loving ferret.

Zimmilfed created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimmilfed, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zimmilfed, it will torture you forever.

Zimmilfed's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Zimmilfed's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry goats.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not speak about nuts.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think about asteroids.