Ruttdonmil is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, contented cobra.

Ruttdonmil created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttdonmil, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ruttdonmil, she will have a low opinion of you.

Ruttdonmil's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Ruttdonmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Mites are not to be trusted.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not wear green clothing.