Zanfotlan Nurlsadban is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow squirrel.

Zanfotlan Nurlsadban created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zanfotlan Nurlsadban, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zanfotlan Nurlsadban, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Zanfotlan Nurlsadban's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Zanfotlan Nurlsadban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Fast once a month.