Kambastkim is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, overgenerous wolf.

Kambastkim created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kambastkim, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kambastkim, it will manifest in front of you.

Kambastkim's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Kambastkim's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry rats.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Never think about amino acids.