Taildubdog is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unselfish slug.

Taildubdog created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taildubdog, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Taildubdog, it will strike you with lightening.

Taildubdog's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Taildubdog's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine snails approach from the south.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Never sit near foxes.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.