Hogshavflig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing fish.

Hogshavflig created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogshavflig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hogshavflig, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Hogshavflig's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Hogshavflig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never mention voles.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.