Bidgardadpangmitmegxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, moody goblin.

Bidgardadpangmitmegxuck created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidgardadpangmitmegxuck, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bidgardadpangmitmegxuck, he will cry a lot.

Bidgardadpangmitmegxuck's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bidgardadpangmitmegxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bidgardadpangmitmegxuck.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

4. You must never eat melons.

5. Never laugh in the presence of eagles.