Bodbossfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, smart lizard.

Bodbossfoss created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodbossfoss, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bodbossfoss, it will turn you into a frog.

Bodbossfoss' most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bodbossfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Always treat manatees with great respect.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bodbossfoss.