Cantarpratdadstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, prudent shrew.

Cantarpratdadstaf created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Cantarpratdadstaf, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cantarpratdadstaf, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Cantarpratdadstaf's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Cantarpratdadstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not eat coconuts.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. You must never eat corn.