Homrullmif is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witty squid.

Homrullmif created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homrullmif, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Homrullmif, he will throw large rocks at you.

Homrullmif's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Homrullmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt gulls.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Homrullmif on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about comets.