Soglikhan Vogstragwad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Soglikhan Vogstragwad created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Soglikhan Vogstragwad, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Soglikhan Vogstragwad, she will be mildly annoyed.

Soglikhan Vogstragwad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Soglikhan Vogstragwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never eat onions.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about amino acids.