Gengompang Quatcumdob Wegvinjonbug is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, passionate bat.

Gengompang Quatcumdob Wegvinjonbug created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gengompang Quatcumdob Wegvinjonbug, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gengompang Quatcumdob Wegvinjonbug, she will not care.

Gengompang Quatcumdob Wegvinjonbug's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Gengompang Quatcumdob Wegvinjonbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never run near pigs.

4. Hide from cyan swans for they are unholy.

5. Always look after injured seals.