Pinlit is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent crane.

Pinlit created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Pinlit, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pinlit, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Pinlit's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Pinlit's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must pray to Pinlit four times a day.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.