Bunmipomt is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, effective badger.

Bunmipomt created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunmipomt, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bunmipomt, he will torture you forever.

Bunmipomt's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Bunmipomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Bunmipomt must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bunmipomt.