Gubbogken Bafdabquill is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, loving rat.

Gubbogken Bafdabquill created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubbogken Bafdabquill, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gubbogken Bafdabquill, it will destroy your favourite star.

Gubbogken Bafdabquill's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Gubbogken Bafdabquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Gubbogken Bafdabquill loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

4. You must love Gubbogken Bafdabquill.

5. Do not covet oxen.