Tabstig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, self-assured raccoon.

Tabstig created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabstig, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tabstig, it will turn you into a rat.

Tabstig's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Tabstig's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tabstig first in all things.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never skip in the presence of otters.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.