Tailyokxin is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, sapient crow.

Tailyokxin created water four years ago.

If you believe in Tailyokxin, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tailyokxin, he will make you grow a tail.

Tailyokxin's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Tailyokxin's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry sheep.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Worship no other gods but Tailyokxin.