Wonfomyimbit Barnyimpang is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, passionate whale.

Wonfomyimbit Barnyimpang created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonfomyimbit Barnyimpang, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wonfomyimbit Barnyimpang, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Wonfomyimbit Barnyimpang's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Wonfomyimbit Barnyimpang's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Wonfomyimbit Barnyimpang three times a day.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

4. Wonfomyimbit Barnyimpang loves eagles, so they must be respected.

5. Fast once a month.