Quamyarlgig is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unjust snake.

Quamyarlgig created light five million years ago.

If you believe in Quamyarlgig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quamyarlgig, he will turn you into a snail.

Quamyarlgig's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Quamyarlgig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Always look after injured mites.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.