Loopzagfumpagxenhig Nadnullfas is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, idiotic turtle.

Loopzagfumpagxenhig Nadnullfas created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Loopzagfumpagxenhig Nadnullfas, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Loopzagfumpagxenhig Nadnullfas, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Loopzagfumpagxenhig Nadnullfas' most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Loopzagfumpagxenhig Nadnullfas' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about stars.