Jongatton is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, sage chicken.

Jongatton created snails five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jongatton, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jongatton, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jongatton's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Jongatton's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Do not eat gooseberries.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.