Bussugkap is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, benevolent dolphin.

Bussugkap created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bussugkap, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bussugkap, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bussugkap's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Bussugkap's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.