Dudciblargzag is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, weak shark.

Dudciblargzag created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudciblargzag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dudciblargzag, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Dudciblargzag's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Dudciblargzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about seals.

2. You must love Dudciblargzag.

3. Put Dudciblargzag first in all things.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.