Stanbapbum is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, impressive fly.

Stanbapbum created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stanbapbum, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stanbapbum, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Stanbapbum's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Stanbapbum's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. You must love Stanbapbum.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.