Habcubyamlat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Habcubyamlat created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habcubyamlat, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Habcubyamlat, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Habcubyamlat's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Habcubyamlat's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat rats with great respect.

2. Never mention tortoises.

3. Never hurt porpoises.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not speak about wheat.