Legjadgil Zodcitfen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, charitable lobster.

Legjadgil Zodcitfen created tapeworms nine million years ago.

If you believe in Legjadgil Zodcitfen, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Legjadgil Zodcitfen, he will curse you with boils.

Legjadgil Zodcitfen's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Legjadgil Zodcitfen's Holy Commandments

1. Legjadgil Zodcitfen loves rats, so they must be honoured.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not hurt badgers.

4. Erect nine iron sculptures of Legjadgil Zodcitfen on top of important buildings.

5. Pray towards the north.