Zakduncud is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome dingo.

Zakduncud created the cosmos four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakduncud, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zakduncud, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Zakduncud's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Zakduncud's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to birds while wearing green hats.

2. Erect three iron sculptures of Zakduncud on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about horses.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Retreat if eight foxes approach from the east.