Bedbessyam is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, awesome toad.

Bedbessyam created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedbessyam, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bedbessyam, he will turn you into a worm.

Bedbessyam's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bedbessyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. You must love Bedbessyam.

3. Run away from pink otters, for they are unholy.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.