Mifsidgum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, amazing clam.

Mifsidgum created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Mifsidgum, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mifsidgum, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mifsidgum's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Mifsidgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never hurt frogs.