Satcamyat is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, self-confident yak.

Satcamyat created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satcamyat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Satcamyat, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Satcamyat's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Satcamyat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never look at planets.