Gamvildag is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, awesome chicken.

Gamvildag created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamvildag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gamvildag, it will try to impress you with trees.

Gamvildag's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Gamvildag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always help horses in need.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.