Kapnanhon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, flying cat.

Kapnanhon created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapnanhon, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kapnanhon, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kapnanhon's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Kapnanhon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles in need.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Kapnanhon loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.