Pitbif is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, charitable mongoose.

Pitbif created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pitbif, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pitbif, she will have a low opinion of you.

Pitbif's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Pitbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to mice while wearing cyan kilts.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Do not kill voles.

5. Always help snails.